This depends on how dirty you think your bed gets, I would say at least once a week, you should wash them or change them.If you have allergies probably sooner because of dust, and especially if you have pets.
You say "F*** yeah!" and go at it harder. Then slap him and say something dirtier back.
say " talk dirty to me" it might take a few tries or say tell me a sexy story!or start talking dirty! that should start out!!
Because it contains a large amount of human excrement. Jolly good I say.
to teach you how to say dirty things without getting in trouble
yes they can teach your child to say bad words and dirty things
Both are correct but refer to different things. "In Bed" refers to a when a person/object is under the sheets of a bed, but above a mattress (and possibly other sheets). "On Bed" refers to when a person/object is on top the bed.
If it is a good pic then say "Great picture". if it is alright then say "cool"
Well the main reason they say is to take the dirty sediment out of the pipes by flushing it. There is a article below on this called Dirty Water.
Well, in having phone sex, you should usually say things that go along with your partner's personality, like if your partner is an abstract. Then you should make up stories about where y'all would be, what you would do to him/her, how you would do it, the scenery, the way that you touch her.. make it sound real if he/she is more of a realistic person. Then you have to tell him/her things like what you would do to him/her from some kind of previous experience you had with them and things that you would like to do to them at that moment. Be creative, don't be boring like "I'm gonna touch your boob." Say stuff like "I'm lifting you up off the couch and taking you to the bed room and I lay your body down on the bed. You sit up on the edge of the bed and start to undo my bed etc..." hopefully I helped goodluck.
just say bad things you wont get caught unless your parents check your phone and if so just hide your phone and say you lost it if they don't belive you then get the phone without them seeing then delete the messages and then say hey look i found it and say you droped it under the bed or somthing it works everytime trust me if u don't then don't listen to my advice but its good advice so you should add me on facebook Larry hefley is the name thank you
say i can do things in bed that you can't imagine then grab his ding