What do you do if you really need to go to the bathroom but there isn't one around?

Answer 1

This depends all completely on where you are at the time.

Out in the woods, you should just find a log and use it the same say as you use the pot. All kids should be taught about this. Always carry some kleanex and be sure to bury it all before you leave.

Out in public, you will have to start asking people where to find one. If you ask store clerks and people like that, they will always say, "What??" or "Excuse me??" and make you have to repeat it so you end up feeling like an idiot. Why they always do this, I'll never know. If you tell them it's an emergency they sometimes will let you use their employee bathroom.

As you probably know, some people just use a diaper to handle this problem. There are ones you can use that will preserve your dignity and that are not obvious.

Some homeless people just find a place where they won't be observed.

If you are in a traffic jam, some people are known to use opened car doors or the

open hood of their car for privacy. They are also known to squat in the median strip, but make sure you have on a long coat or some other thing to protect you and/or it's dark. Also, look around and make sure the police are not there because they

can arrest you for it.

Some people are also known to use the men's room when they are a female because it has no waiting line. You should not apologize and no one there has any right to

come near you.

If you are in an establishment with no bathroom just walk out.

People have also been known to go in parking lots, if it is dark and/or they have long coats on and no police are around and they don't apologize.

People are also known to go in dressing rooms and other places where you absolutely should not.

Your best plan though is to know yourself, know where you are going and how often you have to go before you leave your home.