You're welcome Sergant Sarcastic!
"THANKS"
i would like to thanks for your feeling
Just say "Thanks" or "Thank you" ;)
"Fine thanks, my name is .........., how may I help you"
wear a giant sign that says im lesbian
You're welcome, no problem, anytime, happy to help etc.
Captain Obvious says: if you take amphetamines every day you became an addict soon
It means that it's obvious that people love each other.
sarcastically say, "oh really? I didn't know that."
This means exactly that. Thanks, for whatever gift/service was given.
You can respond with a simple "Thank you for your sympathy" or "I appreciate your concern."
"Obvious" - Hey Monday