Chuck's Favorite "Chuck Norris Fact" is (according to him):
"They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."
(However, on the related video link, he states that he likes this one as well:)
"When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris is given half of the worlds food so he doesn't go on a roundhouse-kicking-rampage. Thus, world hunger.Also orphans.
Nothing eats Chuck Norris. The last thing that tried to eat him never ate anything again...ever.
he likes frog legs.
Yes. I would just like to talk about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris.
My girlfriend looks like Chuck Norris and I am proud of it !!!!
Chuck Norris is everywhere. He is nowhere. He is all that once was and all that will be. He is, he will, he was. Chuck Norris is like a fox farting on a cloudy moonlit night. He is as swift as a samuri covered in syrup butter. When chuck Norris barfed he created the big bang.
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-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
Yes. I would just like to talk about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris.
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yes god father has to get atleast 20 men just to get chuck Norris, and chuck Norris can just get one foot and.......wupp a$$ 20 men is like fighting a fat miget to chuck Norris well everything is like a fat miget to chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always wins.
My girlfriend looks like Chuck Norris and I am proud of it !!!!
Chuck Norris has no limits as the joke goes. However, Chuck Norris is just a human like everyone else and shares the same limits as an average male.
because chuck is funny
Chuck Norris is everywhere. He is nowhere. He is all that once was and all that will be. He is, he will, he was. Chuck Norris is like a fox farting on a cloudy moonlit night. He is as swift as a samuri covered in syrup butter. When chuck Norris barfed he created the big bang.
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They will be like Chuck Norris.