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When did Chuck Norris invent time?
He didn't.
Can Chuck Norris travel through time?
no
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
How did Chuck Norris count to infinity twice?
Infinite... twice. Chuck Norris can also win a game of connect four in 3 turns. Chuck Norris does not wear a watch....because he decides what the time is.
Where did Chuck Norris travele?
Through time and space.
Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
What rank did Chuck Norris leave the military at?
chuck Norris did not leave the military the military left chuck Norris in fear
Will Chuck Norris get you?
chuck Norris can get anyone at anytime and at anyplace. the one person who he has yet to face or get is Frederick Lehman!and last time we checked Fred is still waitting. bring it chuck.
Did chuck Norris the actor pass away?
At the time of replying (November 8th 2016) - Chuck Norris is very much alive !
Why doesn't Chuck Norris wear a watch?
He says what time it is.
Who is the voice of fire princess in adventure time?
Chuck Norris
Is Chuck Norris afraid off big bad pete?
he sure is chuck tried to roundhouse pete into the next millennium but pete came back in time with chucks one weakness chuck Norris. chuck Norris never tried it on big bad pete again.
