That they should be glad their mouth wasn't open.
But seriously Not all naturally occurring phenomenon are signs of any kind. I think this is one such case.
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I agree with the above, and would like to add that it is supposedly lucky to be pooped on the shoulder by a bird. I wouldn't test that one, though xD
It could simply be a coincidence, as birds do not intentionally aim to poop on people. Some cultures believe it is a sign of good luck or a symbol of unexpected fortune. Remember to wash the eye thoroughly to prevent any potential health issues.
There is no philosophy behind a bird pooping on a vehicle. So the only thing it can mean is that the owner may want to wash the window.
It depends on the person. If the person is fat the poops are fat and long. If the person is small then the poops are small ans short. That's digusting! But see answer above...and also, Mr/Miss/Mrs/Ms last answer, just because somebody is fat doesn't mean they have big poops! And the same with small people.
It's unfortunate and kind of gross, but many people consider it a sign of good luck.
Both the excrement and the bird are symbols that your mind is using to represent other things. The bird might symbolize a person, particularly someone who might be bird-like or have a bird related name such as Robyn or Falconer, etc. It could also represent an organization - if the bird is a bald eagle, it would represent the U.S. government. The excrement simply represents your feeling mistreated and dumped on.
well if a bird look like a bat then it's a birdbat
It's unfortunate and kind of gross, but many people consider it a sign of good luck.
it is seeing itself and thinks it is another bird it poops allover your car while it is doing this.
If you flip the bird, then people will think you're a mean person
it means a way an animal poops
it means 80 poops
Then you are being prejudice.
a description to how a person looks also describing what that person is wearing