Absolute Power
This, of course is a joke. The most famous quote by Lord Acton was given in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton in 1877 in which Acton wrote that "power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." The joke, then, is that he mentions Absolut, a brand of Vodka, and a homonymn to the type of power described in his letter.
Yes but he doesn't mention it
The synoptic gospels (Matthew, Mark, and Luke) don't specifically mention him asking for something to drink, but do report that he was given something to drink (specifically, vinegar; apparently this was a reasonably common practice for those being crucified). Matthew and Mark have this in response to his exclamation of "My God, why have you forsaken me?", while in Luke it doesn't seem to come as a response to anything in particular, but was just something the soldiers did. In John he's recorded as saying "I thirst" or "I am thirsty" (depending on the translation), after which he was offered, again, vinegar.
There is no mention of Patrick ever drinking beer in any of his biographies.
No - the manufacturer specifically warns against this. No - the manufacturer specifically warns against this.
beer, but Guinness specifically
No You can but it warns you not to on the label. I'm not saying that it's good for you still as that is the reason there is the warning.
Yes. It contains an acid that can rot your teeth. Not to mention the drink is half sugar.
I don't think they like like it I haven't heard any of them mention that one before. Could you be thinking of Red Bull. I know they all drink that. With all they do they need an energy drink.
You will get very sick, probably vomiting and diarrea as well as internal damage. Not to mention it can KILL YOU.
you must be thinking of 1 timothy 5:23 but it doesn't mention an ulcer just stomach trouble and his frequent cases of sickness to drink a little wine.
No. They drink out of a much larger bottle specifically made for raising baby calves, typically called a calf bottle.