What happen if Microsoft merge with Burger King?
Armageddon. When your computer locked up because of one of
Microsoft's unannounced features, you'd call it a "heart attack"
instead of a crash. It would be the "Red Screen of Death" with a
gold border around it, and a creepy guy in a crown would give you
the description of the crash. The prizes in kids meals would be CDs
containing Microsoft products...that you can download off the Web
for free anyway. They would refuse to serve Mac and Linux