it will shock you
You get third-degree burns in your mouth.
it gets converted into electricity
you would get poisned
A car battery has six cells each producing two volts. A 9v alkaline battery has six cells each producing 1.5 volts. There are some obvious differences, like that a car battery can put out hundreds of amps and a 9v alkaline can only put out hundreds of milliamps, a 9v battery weighs 45 grams versus 45 pounds for a car battery, and so on.
That just implies the charge that that individual unit, battery, etc. happens to have.
The battery will explode.
you eat it
it charges
not a good idea!
It Wont fit in o-o
The battery would lose its acid.
The battery will melt over a period of a week. If you put a mold around the battery you can make a donut during this period of time. Very tasty (I tried it!) jerk
Nothing as long as it was a 12 volt battery.
My question is why would anyone do this? But since you asked. It will ruin the battery.
you'll probably get an erection en your penis gets wet.
the bulb will glow and ammeter will show the reading
You could have blown fuses, melted wiring or damaged computers.