Pain or death for the child.
The kid is going to get a good spankin.
just tell them you had no knowledge of that person having the drugs in the car
1st of all..how could you? 2.) enjoy your kid while it lasts. He/She won't be yours for long.
Providing that you were not at fault or contributed to the collision, the child who drove the vehicle, and his parents would be responsible, as well as the person from whom he "borrowed" the car.
your car is wrecked and your kid is grounded.
That depends on the age of the child. If he is younger than 18, then it is your responsibility.
I'm guessing you're referring to the "training" wheels.
The possessive form for the noun kid is kid's.
The kid gets expelled and raped!
It depends a bit on the bicycle, the age of the riders and the local laws - but yes, it may well be illegal. Two adults on the same bicycle is often illegal unless the bicycle is specially built for that purpose - like a tandem. One adult is usually allowed to carry a kid (depending on weight/age and seating arrangement) though.
nothing.
No, its a form of self defense and the parents could be charged or jailed depending on how hard he/she hit him/her.