you taste sourness and react with crinkling your face
It will lick you back.
Lick seven cats then count to lemon.
Nothing happens when you lick lead. You are ingesting a small tiny amount.
Licking an outlet is not preferred. If you lick an outlet, there are chances that you may get shocked.
it will taste awesome
You'll be fine.
Salty lemon juice.
it is extremely toxic, so do NOT do it.
You will die very fast and painful.
you can get salmonella (do you mean raw meat?)
Depends on what kind of battery
Sad pandas get cancer.