It would hurt for a while then you would get over it unless you don't like insects in that case you would possibly develope a fear of earwigs
It usually depends but I think the worst harm could be a certain disease
Then there would be two small holes in you face. But that is not going to happen!
They would have a lot of fibre
she would have to stay there for every food she ate
you will suffocate and eventually die
Nothing
Nothing would happen. You would just get a lot of calcium.
Nothing good!
You die.
YOu die
you would eat fish
it would survive
If you ate human poo, (which you shouldn't) you would most likely get very sick.