What hurts worst than stepping on a Lego?

Nothing. It's clinically proven that stepping on legos is more painful than drowning, it's more painful than a gunshot, it's more painful than amputation, it's more painful than burning, it's more painful than cauterizing a wound, it's more painful than breaking bones, it's more painful than listening to a Justin Bieber song. Stepping on a lego is the pinnacle of human suffering.