Chuck Norris does not have a weakness, but he does have a dark side and if you see it, it will be the last thing that you see!
that is true-wait a second! chuck Norris isn't true but true is chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
The only man stronger than chuck Norris is chuck Norris.
well i am a huge chuck Norris fan and from what ive heard he has no weakness. but he has a wife and kids so i guess if something happend to them he would be slightly weaker but still very strong.it is said he only lost one fight but it was against his son so he just let him win so it dose not count.in short he has no weakness!
Chuck Norris cannot love. He can only "not kill"
You can't! The only one that can kick Chuck Norris in the face is Chuck Norris himself.
Chuck Norris only answers emails from God.
Chuck Norris is only scared by Bruce lee!
only if you are chuck Norris you can slam a revolvig door
No there is only one chuck Norris, even the representations of him has been destroyed by chuck himself.
he sure is chuck tried to roundhouse pete into the next millennium but pete came back in time with chucks one weakness chuck Norris. chuck Norris never tried it on big bad pete again.
yes, he bleeds lava. However, he has to kick himself in the face to bleed. Only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.