What is a bad blonde joke?

Answer 1

here is, in my opinion, a really bad blonde joke: three girls, a brunette, a black hair, and a blonde, were hanging out one day and then one of the girls said "hey! lets go into the Forrest there and see who can come out with the best animal!" the other girls agreed. so the brunette went first and

came out with a couple of cuts scratches and bruises. she was in the Forrest for 2 or 3 days and when she came out, she had a rabbitt. the other 2 girls were like "woah! how did you get that?!?!?" and she was like "follow the tracks, follow the tracks, BANG! i got a rabbitt!" the next day, the black haired girl went in. 2 days later, she came out dragging a 12 point buck, looking like her brunette friend. "WOAH!!! how did you get that?!?!?!?!?!?" and she was like "follow the tracks follow the tracks BANG! i got a buck." so the next day, the BLONDE goes into the Forrest and she comes out with broken legs, her beautiful blonde hair is now red from the blood and her friends were like "wow. what happened?" and she replied: "i saw some wierd looking tracks and so follow the tracks follow the tracks BANG! i got hit by a train.

and then here is another: three girls, a blonde, a brunette and a red head, are committing a crime and the cops are on their tails. they chase the girls into a dark alleyway and the girls dive into hiding places. the brunette jumps into the dumster and the red head jumps behind some boxes and the blonde jumps into a potatoe sack. the police come into the alley way and check the dumpster. they start to lift the lid and the hear a cat meowing (have some one meow) so they think "oh. its just a cat" and they move on to the boxes where the red head is hiding. they start to go around and look when they hear a dog barking (have someone bark) they think "oh. its just a dog" and they move on. they go to the potatoe sack and they hear "PO-TA-TOE!!" they catch the blonde and she rats on her friends. they go to jail.

then here is my last one: how do u drown a blonde? A: glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool! or: tape a scratch and sniff sticker to the bottom of a pool!