What is a creepodactyl?

Answer 1

A creepodactyl is a creature long thought to be extinct until the present day. It resides in offices where it stalks its prey on facebook and other such social networking sites without predjudice. The most notorious of all creepodactyls nests in Warrensburg, MO where the bones of innocent young women litter his facebook page. If spotted immediately delete all your social networking and internet contacts and join the witness protection program.