What is a fwub?

Answer 1

A Fwub is an obese creature that is VERY similar to a human. You can find them in corn feilds, eating corn and other plants. Hill Billy Farmers have them to cut plants like grass, corn, and wheat in the country. That is why they get so fat. They can reach a minimun of 500 lbs. They get so many flaps of fat that they can't even open their eyes. They can digest almost anything up to a hippo and they NEVER get full. They make sounds that go like §⌠Θ£"±Ñ╤#║╤ѲÑ"Ö like horses go NAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH. Don't mistake them for a hobo dude man who got hurt or something. Fwubs turn yellow from eating all the corn. at first, they are a red, blue, orange, green, pink, purple, black, gray, white color. They seem almost harmless, but they mistake humans and opuses for a corn hamburger cheese pork kind of thing or something. Don't go neer them. They only can walk 0.00001 mph, so you will be able to get away. Some people cook Fwubs and then they taste like fat and corn because they are fat and eat too much corn. They are commonly found on Uranus, but crash onto Earth because they weigh too much on Uranus, making a huge buttmark on Earth's surface. Their eyes like like this (|) (sideways) and their noses look like this U and their teeth look kind of like this )= (sideways). That's what a Fwub is. P.S. IM A FWUB §⌠Θ£"±Ñ╤#║╤ѲÑ"Ö