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Here are a few jokes that may amuse your friends...
1. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! (as in, 7 ate nine. It sounds the same, and your friend should get the joke straight away.
2. Only play the next one on a friend that can take a joke and knows you are only acting:
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: You are really playing that one again...
You: To get to the ugly witches house!
Friend: I don't get it...
You: knock knock
Friend: who's there???
You: The chicken.
i.e. saying that a chicken went to an ugly witches house, and the chicken shows up at their house implying that the person you are telling the joke to is an ugly witch! You must tell them to not take it seriously - tell them they are in fact beautiful.
Hope this helped :)
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