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Gronk is the Y'eggman. The legends of Gronk are found throughout unrecorded history.
Gronk was born to a tribe of proud northern hunters long before history was recorded. Stories of Gronk abound in tribal tales. A quiet, thoughtful and resourceful individual, Gronk was exiled from his tribal home because he was too slow to partake in the hunts with the rest of his tribe. He made his way south until he came upon another tribe and joined forces with Ogg the footsore and invented bricks. Together, the two friends and business partners share in the tales of adventure throughout immprobable history.
While Gronk's original tribe was very fit and successful in hunting, they never considered other pursuits to be profitable, such as Gronk's insatiable curiosity. Therefore when the next disaster struck, such as the extinction of the northern wooly mammoth, their numbers decreased. Eventually the tribe itself became so small that it merged with the general population. So while Gronk became famous as an innovator, we still see his original tribal traits mirrored in today's rather obtuse but fit body builders.
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How old was chef gronk when he made the first sign?
Actually, it was Chief Gronk, head of the Fugawe Indian tribe. When leading his scouting party through the woods, he came to a cliff. He placed his right hand in a horizontal position, across his forehead, which was the first time anyone had done this, and as he looked out over the landscape, he exclaimed, "Where the Fugawe!"
How much does a gronk weigh?
Twice as much as a Fligger Stuch during glibber season. Only a half as much as a bundter fug after quiffer.
When was dehydration discovered?
Dehydration as a medical term is as old as mankind. The dangers of not drinking water are discussed in the Bible. The Egyptians learned of dehydration by accidentally figuring out how to mummify their dead.Dehydration of food is an ancient means of preservation of food. The time honored jerky method of preserving meat has been known for millennia, so there is no actual date for the process of drying food.But...On the Lighter Side...Ogg figured out dehydration. Back in the misty days before recorded history, there was a tribe of inventors and deep thinkers. Ogg was the innovator, entrepreneur and explorer while Gronk the Y'egg man at this point in history was an accomplish and much sought after culinarian. His establishment, the Hungry Man, was literally the only place to go to find new and delightful food experiments. One fine but hot summer afternoon, after the lunch rush was done, Ogg was in the mood for a little exploration and asked Gronk to accompany him on a quick hunting trip. Now Gronk was not an accomplished hunter and would prefer to sit and fish rather than chase after game. They decided to head down to the coast where they could do both.The closed sign was hung out, the village was informed and the two friends set out on their trek. Never willing to pass up the chance to gather food, Gronk often stopped to pick berries and various sorts of wild veggies along the way. Ogg too, would spot small game and add to the collection of edibles.The first camp was made and a pair of Sabre tooth rabbits were cleaned and prepared for supper. Gronk added a few swamp berries and some dried corn to a boiling pot of meat. Left near the fire, this soon became a thick bubbling cauldron of "stew". Both men ate well but there was much leftover. Never one to waste food, Ogg placed the cooled leftovers in a large skin bag and climbed up on a tall rock to store the gloopy mess away from small animals. First, he thought he should cover the cache of food so he piled heavy stones on top, smashing and squishing the mess together but on direction from Gronk, removed the rocks and simply left the bag in plain sight so they would remember to take it in the morning.The next morning, the friends were woken by a large herd of mammoths and had to quickly gather their belongings and move out of the way. It was more than an hour later when Gronk remembered the flattened bag of food was left on the top of the rock.To be continued......
Who created the sign?
That most famous prehistoric chef Gronk did. After Gronk had assisted Ogg with the invention of that useful item "brick", he developed a delightful culinary taste for experimentation. The barbecue soon followed along with Sheila's accidental discovery of cookies. The couple became famous throughout all the tribal region as connoisseurs of fine dining...a tradition that carries on to this day with chefs throughout the world. Since Gronk had found eggs and figured out how to make them palatable to prehistoric tastes, his skills were much in demand by passing tribes who wanted to experiment with the cuisine that the inventive tribe enjoyed. Gronk soon found himself inundated with curious folk at his campfire wanting a taste of his latest creations, especially the crushed fermented fruit juices they had available. Since his cooking skills far exceeded his hunting skills, he cast about for a method of obtaining the ingredients for his dishes without actually having to hunt for them himself. The barter method of trade was soon introduced because of Gronk! He would trade an excellent meal with the passers-by for raw ingredients with which to work. This soon led to a massive over stock of raw materials which would soon spoil if he didn't use them quickly. Thus the idea of a restaurant was born. Gronk could build a separate location for his personal campfire, cook over it and get the raw materials for the next meal by bartering. This way he could devote himself to the fun pass time of making new dishes without having to exert himself find the raw materials...and make a "profit" in the bargain. So with the help of a few tribesmen who were bored, curious and hungry. Gronk and Ogg made a brick cave near the conical formations called "roasting pits." This provided a semi private location to eat without invading the privacy of Gronk and Sheila. The passing tribes and solitary hunters could barter freely and not bother the rest of the inventive tribe's pursuits by invading the common living area. Ogg of course thought this was a great idea. He had also been pestered by various passers-by who wanted a copy of his footwear and fancy red shorts. Since Ogg sported very odd (for the time) apparel, many young hunters wanted to have exotic clothes too. Ogg had long since set up an area for storage of felt and mukluks, but the idea of a separate cave for trading appealed to him mightily. So, trading a brand new hat and a necklace to Gronk, and promising new shorts to the rest of the men, they soon built another cave near where Gronk had his new eating establishment. As we note, this was also the invention of the strip mall, although the idea was not perfected until the mid 20th century. The ideas worked perfectly and eventually there were other people who developed niche businesses, such as Crank who opened the world's first sport shop. In the roaring trade business around these little shops, it became hard to distinguish between the various emporiums, so Gronk had to figure out how to make his establishment distinctive. He thought about it for several days and while he was making a meal, he noticed that the blackened hunks of wood from the fires made nasty stains on his skin. Reasoning that the stain would not come off a clothing skin any easier than it had his own, he picked a cooled piece of wood and made marks on a used sheep skin. Drawing a picture of a face with an open mouth, he decided that it would make a good distinguishing symbol for his restaurant. He quickly mounted the small skin on a tree branch and propped it up outside the door of his cookery. Thus was born the making of signs..and the name for Gronk's new restaurant...the Hungry Man. Ages later, the company named Swanson would commandeer the name for a line of frozen dinners which became hugely popular among single men. This was also the birth of artwork, as no one had ever thought of making a sign before. As usual, the tribe celebrated the new ideas by banging drums and making "music" and a song was made up on the spot, "I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign and it opened up my mind....." Many years later that same song was sung in a deep base by some guy named Ace.
When was the first navy boat made?
Future Russian Admiral Makarov successfully fired the first under water self propelled torpedo in combat against the Turks in about 1877. Admiral Makarov later was killed in 1904 when his battleship struck a mine in the Yellow Sea during the Russian-Japanese War.
When was GrOnk created?
GrOnk was created in 1967.
When was Gronk - artist - born?
Gronk - artist - was born in 1957.
Is gronk a swear word?
No, it is not.
Has the gronk ever heard the word no?
No.
How do you say your special in Korean?
Dirty gronk
Is digestion an action of a voluntary or involuntary muscle?
Gronk
Who is the smallest man in the nrl?
david taylor you gronk.
How does a dutch pin clamp work?
you put it in your GRONK ! :)
What are the release dates for Gronk's Tormenta A Method - 2009?
Gronk's Tormenta A Method - 2009 was released on: USA: 17 May 2009 (Reel Rasquache Film Festival)
When are you going to put a sock in it?
When Gronk and Ogg invent socks.Answer:Darn it!
Who is the first person the discover a chicken egg?
His name was Gronk and he was searching for food a few years after the ice had melted. Gronk was not a great hunter like the rest of the men in his tribe. Gronks tribe were know to be fierce and mighty hunters and could bring down the strongest and swiftest beasts that roamed the lands. Gronk was a thinker not a hunter. Gronk did nothing without careful thought and consideration, this was not good when chasing down food. Gronk was very hungry and very skinny. He liked snails because they were usually easy to catch but he was very tired of snails. Read more: See Related Links
What nicknames does Rob Gronkowski go by?
Rob Gronkowski goes by Gronk.
