What is a rhinausaurplecorn?

Answer 1

A cross between a rhino and a purple unicorn. It's favorite food is cheese because anything else makes it vomit glitter. It pees rainbows and poops butterflies. They are commonly found in the jungles of northsouth Arabia but can also be found in deserts or oceans when you are hollucinating. They sometimes show up in your dreams and tell you that your armpits smell like bananas and frogs. They were first discovered by Harry Potter and his accomplice Albus Dumbledore. If you encounter any of the following side effects while talking to a rhinausaurplecorn please contact your pshycaiatrist immediately: non-stop laughter and vomiting, itching in the groin area, nautiousness while hula-hooping in your swimming pool, or octopus infested diahrrea, and even the sometimes contagious sneezing out salt. If you are still reading this and haven't left this site already then you could have serious symptoms including trouble getting a life, struggling to sing country folk songs at a campfire jamboree, or maybe even peanut butter that DOESN'T stick to your mouth. If you are a hippie or tree hugger then you should lay off on the making of cardboard signs colored with neon chalk and paint and the smoking of crack and marajuana. Grandma's with white curling hair could be affected by bowel movements that smell like soap and peanuts (though when we say this we do not suggest you to sniff your buttocks).Anyways, my point is that rhinaucaurplecorns are amazing creatures that could become extinct in less than 5 seconds which is about when you'll stop reading this so now comes the end of this entry because this species is now officially extinct and no longer will be manufactured exclusively at Wal-Mart.:)I'm very sorry for this because they were about to go on sale. Good morning, good night, and thank you. And remember: this is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.