It is called sarcasm when someone says the opposite of what you say in a mocking or ironic way.
It is called irony or sarcasm when someone says something with a different or opposite meaning than the literal interpretation.
What you're describing is sarcasm, where someone says the opposite of what they actually mean for humor or to convey irony. It's a form of verbal irony.
The term is "contradicting" or "disagreeing."
When someone says "one bit," they likely mean they have a small or minor piece of information or advice to share with you. It's a colloquial way of conveying that what they are about to say is brief or insignificant.
When someone says "you hit the nail on the head," they mean that your statement or observation is accurate and precise. It implies that you have made a correct assessment or diagnosis about a situation or issue.
Lose is the opposite of win. If someone says "you lose," they mean you didn't win.
When someone says congratulations to you, or when someone congratulates you, say, "Thank you".
Hypocrite
if someone says your funny just say lol i know. lol get you out of everything.
The same thing you say when someone says "you're welcome" - nothing.
When someone calls you a 'hypocrite' it means you say one thing and mean another or, you tell someone what your feelings are and do the opposite. You may also give other people what you feel is good advice yet you may do the opposite of that advice.
say 'ok'
An opposite word is when you basically say the oppisote to what the other person says e.g yes is the opposite of no, right is the opposite of wrong, light is the opposite of dark.
A satyr is a mythological being who is supposedly lacking in morals. Someone who would be the opposite would be a goody-two-shoes. You could also say that an angel would be the opposite of a satyr. A person who has is the opposite of someone lacking in morals could be called a puritan.
What to say when someone says afwan
You say: How to you say It someone says: IT you say: no I....T
you could say Thank You