Madras is a lightweight cotton fabric that took its name from what is formerly Chennai in India. It mainly used for summer clothing and is known for its bright check patterns and plain design.
There once was an engineer from Madrass Whose balls were made of brass when he'd bang them together they'd play stormy weather And lightning would shoot out of his @$$
There once was an engineer from Madrass Whose balls were made of brass when he'd bang them together they'd play stormy weather And lightning would shoot out of his @$$