What is punching clown?

"Punching clown" is a serious condition caused by intracranial psychic vibrations, related to the negative thoughts of witch doctors, transmitted by light energy from alignment of Capricorn and Pisces. Modern science has not yet determined the exact cause of this phenomenon, but it can be treated by our Acai Berry Toxin Cleanser. For a paltry $500 a week, you can rid yourself of punching clown forever after a few years of intensive treatment.