400-700 i hear.
No, the water gets chuck Norris
The water gets scared and runs away. Either that or Chuck simply gets wet.
It creates a explosion similar to when Chuck Norris gets mad.
Dyslexic
Chuck Norris doesn't get paid. Because in theory, Chuck Norris doesn't get money, money gets Chuck Norris'ed.
Chuck gets his power from the thousands of tears shed by hardened criminals that live in fear of Chuck's mighty roundhouse kick of justice.
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Chuck Lidell was in the seen right after the captain's son's head gets cutt off
Chuck Norris's nose hairs. oh and the compass doesnt get chuck Norris, chuck Norris gets the compass...
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
Swiss cheese gets its name from Switzerland, where it is produced. It isn't possible to pinpoint exactly when cheeses such as Gruyere and similar cheeses with holes, made in Switzerland, first gained the name 'Swiss cheese'.