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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps into a pool?
the water wants to jump out of the pool but stays so it doesn't get hunted down by chuck norris..
Can Chuck Norris get wet?
No, the water gets chuck Norris
What happens when hot water meets cold water?
cold water is much heavier than hot water . the water becomes warm
Who is better Chuck Norris or Jesus?
Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land
What are some cool Chuck Norus Jokes?
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. -Chuck Norris can drown fish. -Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris. -Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris hears sign language. -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
What can survive without water?
Chuck Norris
Who you can safe unsafe water?
Chuck Norris !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Chuck Norris joke about peppers?
Chuck Norris eats peppers that are so hot, they will make YOUR eyes water! Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a pepper so hard that Mexico thought it had its own Space Shuttle!
Does soft water kill Bermuda grass?
No, Chuck Norris does.
What 8 reasons does a chicken not like water?
Chuck Norris
Why use water in concrete?
cause Chuck Norris said to.
Tell us something funny?
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
