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-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris can drown fish.
-Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris.
-Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
-Chuck Norris hears sign language.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
What else can I help you with?
What are some great Chuck Norris jokes?
Here's a good one: Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. And another: Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toe. He just accidentally destroys chairs.
What are the cleanest Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris is so clean, he gets rubbed on soap. There aren't any clean Chucl Norris joke because in every single one some one dies.
What are some good tell jokes?
I'm an orange!
Where can one find some corny jokes?
Corny jokes many be found at the Funny or Die website. One may also find corny jokes at A Corny Joke a Day, Iowa Source, Great Clean Jokes, The Oatmeal and Fat Wallet.
What are some good jokes to tell a girl?
Make me a sandwich.
What are some good Chuck Norris jokes?
you can't find him, he finds you !
How can you make Justin Bieber laugh?
Justin Bieber loves Chuck Norris. So, try to get some jokes from Chuck Norris.
What are some clean cool jokes?
What do you call cheese that`s not yours? Nachyo cheese
What are some great Chuck Norris jokes?
Here's a good one: Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. And another: Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toe. He just accidentally destroys chairs.
What makes eachann Blair so cool?
That is an incredibly difficult question! There is no way you can name the one thing that makes Eachann so cool. Some might say its his hilarious jokes, his damn good looks or his incredible footballing skills, but I (Steven Hawking) would have to say that this is one of the worlds unanswerable questions, up there with "What is the meaning of life?" and "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
What are the cleanest Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris is so clean, he gets rubbed on soap. There aren't any clean Chucl Norris joke because in every single one some one dies.
Where would one find some funny questions?
One would find funny questions from Freemake, Fun-Stuff, Jokes Clean, Sport Jokes, Funny Free Jokes, Cool Buddy, Blonde Jokes and Men Jokes. Laughing when someone cracks a joke is known to make people happy and healthy.
Who made Chuck Norris jokes?
well not only one person made all the jokes its just once some person watched his show and made a comment so he told his friends they thought it was funny so they passed it on and started making there own
Are jokes riddles?
No, of course. Jokes are not riddles! A joke is something you tell, like a line or a story. A riddle is something you ask someone that they have to figure out the answer. While riddles can be jokes (not always), and some jokes are in the form of riddles, they are often not one in the same. Many people think of humorous stories when they hear the word joke. Riddles are often told or asked as humor, but not always. Riddles can also be puzzles or mind teasers rather than jokes. Funny riddles are one type of joke, but humor is much more than just riddles.
What are some funny jokes about Egypt?
Egypt is a really cool country i visited there is is awesome the pyramids and up in Alexandria beaches Egypt is beautiful place to visit.
When was Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends created?
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
What are some mother jokes?
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
