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What are some great Chuck Norris jokes?
Here's a good one: Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. And another: Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toe. He just accidentally destroys chairs.
How can you make Justin Bieber laugh?
Justin Bieber loves Chuck Norris. So, try to get some jokes from Chuck Norris.
What are some cool Chuck Norus Jokes?
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. -Chuck Norris can drown fish. -Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris. -Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris hears sign language. -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
What are the cleanest Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris is so clean, he gets rubbed on soap. There aren't any clean Chucl Norris joke because in every single one some one dies.
What are some good adjectives for describing Chuck Norris?
Man can never now such glorious words as the words that describe Chuck Norris.
What are some funny Chuck Norris's facts?
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris
Who are some good people to use pictures of when role playing?
Chuck Norris
Who would win Chuck Norris or Supeman?
some kids have a superman night light superman has a chuck Norris night light
What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke of all eternity?
chuck Norris can drown a fishchuck Norris can fly further than the artic ternchuck Norris has a night like not because he is afraid of the dark because the dark is afraid of him.chuck Norris can defeat the Chinese army with one hand behind his back.who does the boogeyman check in the closet for? Chuck NorrisChuck Norris born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands7.Chuck Norris Doesn't wear a watch . . . . he decides what time it is8.Chuck Norris had sex on a semi once some of the sperm got in the engine.... Optimas Prime was born.9.Chuck Norris once ate 3 72 ounce steaks in one hour........ he spent 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.10.Chuck Norris does not go hunting because hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.11.Chuck Norris was bit by a snake. After 5 days of Excruciating pain... the snake died.12.I don't know why people call it Chuck Norris jokes. The proper way is Chuck Norris Facts.13.There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.14.There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.15.Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.16.Chuck Norris died hundreds of years ago, death is just too scared to do anything about it
Who made Chuck Norris jokes?
well not only one person made all the jokes its just once some person watched his show and made a comment so he told his friends they thought it was funny so they passed it on and started making there own
Is Chuck Norris a raid boss in World of Warcraft?
No, Chuck Norris is no a raid boss in World of Warcraft. However, some people think he should be.
Did Chuck Norris really make Answers.com?
No that would be Chris Whitten. Though there is some speculation that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that question in the face.
