I'm not sure but my Dad's is about 2.5" in diameter so that's probably average right?
Bellend is not an English word.
because...
yes like actually she is an actual and total bellend and its funny because she's abi.
yes
Purple
yes. I know him very well and he is the biggest bellend to walk the earth! I know where you live.
jack is a bellend
no... he was a bellend?
Maybe if your a smurf
Quite possibly
depends what animal you bellend
bellend