"Funny" is an adjective that can only be defined to a noun by opinion.
It would be wrong to say that there is a "funny" joke that appeals to all - as different people have different perspectives of "funny".
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Awful.
Two fish are swimming and they crash into a solid cement wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"!
i bet ur using this website for your own entertainment!!! Well, this question hasn't got an answer, because people will say what they think the funniest joke is, and many people will think different things. Sorry for being such a spoilsport.
why do giraffes have long necks... because they have smelly feet lol
3 more jokes
1: Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
2: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
3: My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather
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The funniest thing I have ever seen was at school, a grade 6 boy yelled from across the room "Bye mommy!" and his mom blew him a kiss at the door. I guess it was funny cause we were all taking a test....
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The funniest thing I ever heard someone say was, "I'm gonna strangle you with this cordless phone!"
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Scene: The morning after 9/11.
Harry: "Tony, did you hear what happened last night?"
Tony: "Yeah!! It's BS! Tarrant got 2 weeks!"
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haha those r all funny and the funniset thing i ever heard was the story of how one of my old friends got his nickname his nickname is codykins he got his nickname when one of his guy friends moved and kissed him on the cheek and said "bye my codykins"!!!!!!
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
A. wher is my tractor hahahahahahahahaha ;)
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The ones that makes them laugh. ;D : I'm not being serious here.
Not the funniest joke ever but it is because when you are cold you make the noise "brrr" and a ghost says "boo" so it makes sense that a frozen ghost would say brrr-oooo.
In 2002, Richard Wiseman conducted a study to determine the funniest joke in the world, as well as the funniest jokes from several countries around the world. Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?" "Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead." The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot. "Ok", says the hunter, "what now?" Reference: hubpages.com The-Funniest-Joke-Ever-Told
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The most funniest joke is you misspelling 'funniest'.
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