answersLogoWhite

0

What is the funniest story ever?

Updated: 8/16/2019
User Avatar

Wiki User

13y ago

Best Answer

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

User Avatar

Wiki User

13y ago
This answer is:
User Avatar

Add your answer:

Earn +20 pts
Q: What is the funniest story ever?
Write your answer...
Submit
Still have questions?
magnify glass
imp
Related questions

Is the hangover the funniest movie?

It is the funniest movie i have ever seen


How do you use funniest in a sentence?

that was the funniest thing that ever happened to me


What the funniest story?

Rindercellar.


What is the funniest story in US?

Anus.


What is the funniest story idea ever?

ADD YOUR ANSWER HERE!Do NOT erase other answers -- add yours to the list.Someone mistakes a nerd for a super spy


Funniest film ever?

The Hangover is by far the funniest, close second being Pineapple Express!!


What is the funniest Boy Scout skit ever?

The 'JCPenny' one was the funniest boy scout skit.


What is the funniest name ever?

Justin Bieber


Funniest blonde joke ever?

There are none


What is the funniest word ever?

canker-blossom


What is the funniest video ever made?

fred


What does fse stand for?

Funniest Sh** Ever