Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it in half
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Adam is a very kind, genuine person. And he loves to joke around.
Adam is a very kind, genuine person. And he loves to joke around.
keed is a "funny" way of saying kid.. as in "I keed, I keed! I joke, I joke!"
NO! if you do there will be a virus on your computer. it can also say it is not a joke but still do not open it! If they say it is not a joke it is a joke.
He likes to joke around allot or listening to his i pod!
The child is praying, but at the end is saying goodbye to a family member, who then ends up dead the next day. The father is worried by this, and is especially worried when one night the child says "Ta ta, father". He thinks he will be the next to die. However it is the milkman who is found dead the next morning, the implication is that the child's mother was unfaithful and the milkman is the child's true father, rather than the father in the joke.
'un chiste' is a witty saying,joke 'una broma' is a jolly joke 'una chanza' is joke, jest, fun 'bromear' = to joke, make fun 'chancear(se)' = to joke, jest, fool
you look like my socks
He likes to joke around allot or listening to his i pod!
your stupid ur just saying that cause it is a joke
they kept on saying the who as a joke until one of their friends suggested it
no but he does want to get married and eventually have some.