What is the most bizarre or funniest thing someone has done to quit their job after winning the lottery?

Answer 1

Beck won the lotto and wrote a song about what followed. It goes a little something like this:

I got a job making money for the man

throwing chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can

puke green uniform on my back

I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat

I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair

running through the mini mall in my underwear

I got lost downtown couldn't find a ride home

sun went down I got frozen to the bone

'til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat

as I took a little nap the cops picked up us both

I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm

I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform

He said too bad. You want to bite the bullet hard son?

I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun

and I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon

dancing on the roof, shooting holes in the moon

get busy, get busy, you know it

I ain't going to work for no soul-sucking jerk

I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack