What are the most dangerous Irish animals?

Answer 1

Most Dangerous Animal In Ireland:

• Through my research I haven't found that there are any dangerous animals in Ireland. However, there is a problem with cruelty to animals and also some animals in zoos, and a very few that escape from the circus. There is a story circulating that there is a Black Panther that is running loose in Northern Ireland, but they didn't say how it got there (my guess is it escaped from a zoo.) There are no poisonous snakes or Spiders in Ireland, but, at certain times of the year there are pesky flies. There is also reason to believe that the only dangerous animal would be a dog or group of dogs that are prowling the countryside and going after sheep or cattle. Thus, the cruelty of animals acts has come in, and this will also mean stricter laws regarding zoos and circus'.
• The only dangerous wild animals would be a badger or a fox defending their young but they're only dangerous if you're unarmed.

Answer 2

The most dangerous Irish animal is the Lepetator.

As ancient mythology states, lepetators were created in the center of the what is now called the Irish mountains. They were said to be a cross between leprechauns and a breed of potato. An average lepetator looks like a slightly deformed potato. Lepetators, unlike other earthly creatures, go through all their growth in the larval stage. They are born in eggs, and as they grow, the eggs grow with them, taking in nutrients from the outer environment. Once hatched, lepetators are roughly the size of a grown labrador retriever. They then go through the "sizing stage," in which they shrink instead of grow. The smallest known lepetator was the size of a kidney bean. These animals have two fangs that jut out from the mouth. They have arms and legs that resemble snowman appendeges. They have two eyes, and in the center of there body, there is a spiral wrinkle. The skin of this animal is leathery, much like the underside of a snake.

One of the lesser known death causing creatures, the lepetator's bite is unique. If bitten, a person will slowely begin to take on lepetator attributes. After a period of about three months, the bitten person will have completely lost all human traits and will become a lepetator him/herself. When attaking, a lepetators skin produces a mucus-like substance that completely coats it. Being a native to the Irish mountains, the lepetator is unable to adjust itself to different environments. Although it is very unknown, lepetators are a leading cause of death to Irish travelors.

The skin of a lepetator is almost inpenetratable. This makes killing one very difficult. The only two known ways of killing one of these creatures is to 1: cause it to fall a great height (about 500 meters). This kills it because the organs on the inside are crushed due to inertia. 2: cause one lepetator to bite another. The poisin in their fangs causes their skin to "melt".

The diet of a lepetator is unknown to all. If discovered, the LHAWTK (Lepetator Hunters After Ways To Kill) will do all it can to elliminate the source.

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