Chickens and Roosters
What is the real answer to why did the chicken cross the road?
First of all she didn't cross the road she was driving down the road in her Mustang GT (Black with silver stripes) and then, all of a sudden around the corner she saw Lady CluckCluck and then started debating whether she was a hen or a rooster. As she continued driving down the road she heard some rooster singing "chick chick chick oh" and realized it was Cluckin' Bieber then she thought to herself, "Oh my God he sounds like a dieing cow."So she turned her music on really loud so she wouldn't have to listen to that horrible singing, but the music was so loud that she didn't hear the sirens of the police behind her and the next thing she knew she was waking up at the hospital with her aunt Henny by her side. "Gallina your awake!" exclaimed Henny "where am I, Where's my smoothie, why can't i feel my legs!?" asked Gallina "you got in a bad car accident Gallina" after months of rehab, car repairs, and searching for the lost triple berry smoothie "What a beautiful morning, i think ill go for a drive" you'll never guess who she saw this time...Baakbaak Obama