What is the recipe for taco surf tacos?

Answer 1

well, first you want to go twenty two miles due west off of the coast of San Diego. when you reach the big rock, ready the spear gun and shoot at the first mermaid you see. take in the catch and make throwing knives out of the bones. then, go to a popular beach and throw five knives at a surfer. when he is dead (it must be a boy) take him and decapitate him. take out his trachea and dice it very finely. season it in a dry rub of garlic, salt, and dandruff. marinade it in a pot of boiling semen and vineger for two hours. be sure to keep a mermaid uterous in one piece. pour the broth and meat into the mermaid's uterous. store it in a 79 degree cavern exactly 25 ft. below sea level. keep it there for nine months. the uterous should have given birth from the sperm. take the baby, put it into a pot of boiling water and let sit till screaming ends. take out organs and mix with melted cheese of your choice, add lettuce, tomato, and hobenaro. put into a corn taco shell and enjoy with some refried surfer testacles. if you cant find semen on your own, just go to your local mcdonalds, walk into the bathroom, and collect the semen there, but may be contaminated with aids.