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Harry: Hi. I'm Harry Potter.
Ron: And I'm Ron.
Harry: Let's go bother Snape.
Ron: Right oh!
Snape appears on the screen.
Snape: I am Snape, the potions master.
Harry and Ron pop up beside Snape.
Harry: Ready? Let's go bother him.
They both sneak up closer to Snape, and then start hitting him.
Harry and Ron: Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother...
Snape (annoyed) Get off!
Harry and Ron: Bother, bother bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother.
Ron pops up in another scene.
Ron: Hee hee! That was fun.
Harry pops up.
Harry: I liked the part where he stopped moving.
Ron: Let's do it again.
Then they appear near Snape again.
Harry and Ron: Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother.
Snape: Stop it!
Snape pulls out his wand.
Snape: Avada Kedara!
Harry and Ron fall to the ground. Then Dumbledore pops up.
Snape: Oh dear.
Dumbledore: Hello, Severus.
Snape: I, I can explain, sir.
Dumbledore: What's this?
Snape disappears.
Dumbledore: It seems young Harry and Ron are taking an afternoon nap. Let's see what the've got in their pockets.
(rustling)
Dumbledore: Alast! Nine sickles and a dungbon. This is my lucky day.
He looks over to the right.
Dumbledore: Now where did Snape go? More importangly, where the hell am I?
Dumbledore rips off his clothes.
Dumbledore: Naked time!
He starts dancing in a sort of weird way, along with catchy music, and then disappears.
~The End~
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What are the names of Snape's parents in Harry Potter?
Lily Evans and James Potter. I'm obsessed with the series. :)
Where are the potter puppet pals Easter eggs?
They are in "trouble at hogwarts" When snape is "killed" by voldemort at one time the spell looks like a star. click on the star and you get there They are in "trouble at hogwarts" When snape is "killed" by voldemort at one time the spell looks like a star. click on the star and you get there
What is the potter puppet pals potions class script?
Snape: I am Snape, the potions master. Welcome to potions class. Ron: Yay, potions! Harry: Hello, Snape! Hermione: What are we going to learn today, Professor? Snape: The beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes… Harry: Oh, not this again. Snape: ...the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins… Ron: Eww! Snape: ...bewitching the mind and snaring the senses. Hermione: Ooh! Snape: I can teach you how to bottle fame… Harry: Don't need it. Snape: ...brew glory… Ron: Ooh la la! Snape: ...even put a stop onto death. Hermione: No, you can't. Snape: I can teach you the secrets of mystical fluids unknown. Harry: Okay. Snape: Enchanted juice, wizard liquids… Ron: Wow! Snape: ...the cool feminine curves of a potions flask… Hermione: Go on. Snape: ...the titillating scent of a fresh elixir. Harry: Is this the whole class? Snape: I can teach you how to pickle victory… Ron: Pickle victory! Snape: ...how to secrete success… Hermione: Oh, my! Snape: ...even score with hot babes. Harry: Wait, what? Snape: Class dismissed. (Ron and Hermione leave, but Harry stays) Harry: Wait, wait, hang on. Hot babes? Snape: Vamos, Mr. Potter. Harry: Teach me! Snape: No. Skidaddle. (Harry leaves) Dumbledore: Hello, Severus! Snape: Hello, headmaster. Dumbledore: I need to borrow some wizard liquids. Snape: I'm fresh out, sir. Dumbledore: How about enchanted juice? Snape: Nope. Dumbledore: How about expired Gorilla Milk? Snape: That has no magical properties, sir. Dumbledore: On contrast, Snape-a-doodle, it's done a wonder on me bowels! Snape: Okay, whatever, this way.
What are all of the potter puppet pals episodes?
with the puppets: Ron's Disease, The Vortex, Awakening of the Incorrigible (is about 10 seconds long and a waste of time, in my opinion), Yule Ball 2007 A, Yule Ball 2007 B, School is for Losers, Wizard Swears, Mysterious Ticking Noise, Wizard Angst,and Potions Class, animated: Trouble at Hogwarts, and Bothering Snape. These may all be found at www.potterpuppetpals.com or at Neil Cicierega's profile on YouTube.
How do you get a part as snape as a child in the 7th Harry Potter?
If you want to play snape as a child on on ths website SnapeAuditions.co.uk It will give you the details there ;)
What is the Snape snape severus snape Dumbledore song?
the " snape, snape, severus snape, DUMBLEDORE!!" song is a youtube video. to see it type in, Potter Puppet Pals and The Mysterious Ticking Noise. there are also many more PPP (Potter Puppet Pals) videos but i cant name them all. :( sorry
How is the new headmaster in Harry Potter 7?
Severus Snape, appointed by Voldemort (or his puppet Minister Thickness).
What are the lyrics to potter puppet pals school is for losers?
this is the script Harry: I,m harry potter, school is for losers, I,m totally awsome Snape: Harry Potter, you've been absent from potions class for 3 weeks and I have no choice but to (goes muffled)num num num num num num Harry Potter num num num (harry punches snape then plays saxaphone) awsome
What is the script for the Potter Puppet Pals The Mysterious Ticking Noise?
Curtain opens, the theme music plays. The Potter Puppet Pals sign pops up. Then it goes back down, and then the Mysterious Ticking Noise sign pops up. The ticking starts when the sign goes back down. Snape appears.Snape: Hmmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise?He looks around.Snape: Not over here, not over there. Kinda... catchy.Keeps looking around.Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.Dumbledore (popping up) Dumbledore!The same thing goes again. Then Ron pops up.Ron (while Snape is talking): Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!The routine repeats, and Hermione joins in.Hermione: Hermione, Hermione!Routine continues. Now Harry is in.Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, that's me!The routine stops, and then the screens just shows Snape and Harry.Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry!Dumbledore pops up between them.Dumbledore (naked): DUMBLEDORE!Hermione (behind): Her...mione.The routine resumes, but now Harry has a different line.Harry: Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter! Harry Harry Potter!All: Singing our song, all day long, at Hoooooogwarts.Ron: I found the source from the ticking. It's a pipe bomb.Hermione and Harry: Yay!Dumbledore and Snape are looking at each other. Then a fake-looking explosion obscures the scene, and pieces of puppet flesh fall like rain. Voldemort pops up.Voldemort: Mwahahahahahaha!Starts tapping his wand to the beat.Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort, oooh, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort.He pops back down, and then a The End sign pops up. After the sign disappears, the curtains close most of the way. Then some hands pop out the middle to shut the mall the way.~THE END~
Why does Snape abhor Harry Potter?
Harry Potter reminds Snape of Harry's father, with whom Snape had some trouble as a student.
What are the names of Snape's parents in Harry Potter?
Lily Evans and James Potter. I'm obsessed with the series. :)
Who plays Seravina Snape in Harry Potter?
nobody in harry potter are called seravina snape but there is Severus Snape, who is portrayed by Alan Rickman :)
Who sent the silver doe to Harry Potter?
In Harry Potter And The Deathy Hallows, Snape sends the silver doe patronus because he was in love with lily potter and that's what form hers was and how he rememebers her. Hope this helps!
Did Dylan moran play snape in Harry Potter?
No, Alan Rickman played Snape in all of the Harry Potter movies.
Who kills snape in Harry Potter?
Voldemort kills Snape to get the elder wand
What happpened to snape in Harry Potter in the Deathly Hallows?
Voldemort killed Snape.
Where are the potter puppet pals Easter eggs?
They are in "trouble at hogwarts" When snape is "killed" by voldemort at one time the spell looks like a star. click on the star and you get there They are in "trouble at hogwarts" When snape is "killed" by voldemort at one time the spell looks like a star. click on the star and you get there
