why are vampires not liked?
cause their a pain in the neck.
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
cause chickens weren't invented
these jokes are not that good for adults but for children they are try going to Google and see if there is a better one THERE IS
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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well scientists think that the funniest joke in the world is this one
2 hunters are in the woods hunting 1 slips and gets unconscious and the other one calls the police saying i think my friend is dead and the police said check if he's dead while he check on the phone the police hear a gunshot and the man comes back and says im sure
Well personally, I hate jokes so there really are no good ones except:
Three men check into a hotel and each order a plain room. The only thing different abput each room is that the first guy has a wooden toilet, the second a golden toilet, and the third a singing toilet. The first guy leaves because he always gets splinters in his butt when he has to poo. the second guy leaves to because he doesnt like the service. The third guy leaves because his toilet always sings "do you see what I see?" when he sits down to poo.
There you go.
Someone says what is the letter c stand for? seafood!
I say it's the fact you spelled "funniest" wrong.
Q: What is a jedi's favourite candy?
A: Lifesavers
There were two nachos 1 had an ice cream the other didnβt the one that didnβt have and ice cream said: thatβs nacho ice cream!
mens rights makes me lol
this guy told a joke and the other guy lafed so hard he choked to death. The real funny part is that the guy who told the joke was going to shoot him and the guy that died was going to kill the other guy.
In 2002, Richard Wiseman conducted a study to determine the funniest joke in the world, as well as the funniest jokes from several countries around the world. Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?" "Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead." The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot. "Ok", says the hunter, "what now?" Reference: hubpages.com The-Funniest-Joke-Ever-Told
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A joke that is not funny would be a joke that no one laughs at. The way to truly discover if a joke is funny, is to tell the joke to see if anyone laughs. However, humor is subjective, one may find it funny, another may not.
The word "joke" comes from the Latin word jocus, meaning the same thing.
this guy told a joke and the other guy lafed so hard he choked to death. The real funny part is that the guy who told the joke was going to shoot him and the guy that died was going to kill the other guy.
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in my opinion its Eddie izzard who is british were i come from
funniest do you mean , if so answerbank.
the rubbishist joke in the world is probably.... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
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Nothing is a joke about WW1 or WW2. Get a life
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