I am sorry you will have to restate your question. I think there is either a word missing or an extra in this one.
Open Office is free...but why?
Now Kingsoft has office 2012 and free version is available. http://www.kingsoftstore.com/kingsoft-office-freeware.html. For a professional edition it is $69.95 to get a serial number or you may try 30 days for free.
Scribus Linux Office Suite: OpenOffice [Free] Linux Office Suite: GNOME-Office [Free] Linux Office Suite: KOffice [Free] Linux Office Suite: SiagOffice [Free] Linux Office Suite: StarOffice
No, Microsoft Office 2003 is definitly not free.
No, the post office doesn't provide a free fax.
Does your office help process free gov loans?
No. It, like all editions of Microsoft Office, must be purchased. But you can download a free Office Suite nearly identical to Microsoft Office at openoffice.org.
Depends which post office you are at.
To upgrade from Office 2000 to Office 2007, you must purchase the Office 2007 upgrade. There is no way you can upgrade for free.
Softonic is one company in which you can download Microsoft Office 2003 for free. Kingsoft Office is another place to access the free download. There is even a video on YouTube that shows you how to obtain the free download.
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