the one you see in the mirror
an earwig
Not sure what you mean, but an Earwig is an insect. Kate Kate, you are wrong. It is called an Ear Wick. not Earwig.
The kind of bug that looks like a grasshopper and a praying mantis combination, is a cricket. In fact crickets are sometimes mistaken for grasshoppers because they look so similar.
...you answered your own question...in your question...it would look like a dolphin head and bear body.
This sounds suspiciously like an Osprey.
Sounds like possibly an Oranda.
the spider is the crab spider
they poke out of the head and it is called a compound eye. They are kind of beady and can see all around the body.
They are small black dots that are in clusters
A brown bug with two antennae on each end sounds like it could be an earwig. There are approximately 2,000 species of earwig.
Pinchers in the back sounds like an earwig.
Check a field guide for cedar or bohemian waxwing. Also see the pyrrhuloxia.