Your wifes cream.
really bitter ... kind of like cream of wheat.....no cream of shiiit
Allergies will cause this. My dog has the same problem. You can call your dog's vet and ask him/her what the best cream would be to use on the dog. I would recommend using some Vaseline to sooth the itching.
To keep them clean.
A bath.
It means that the dog owns that dog and is the supreme ruler
no my dog had its things cut off and they were fine
well if ur dog is scratching/itching her eye than i suggest u get ur vet's oppinion on what to do, because it could be some sort of infection.
The most likely cause would be that the dog's feet are itching and that is a way for them to relieve the itching.
He must've been licking them real well
This may be a infection. Make a Vet appointment.
Most of the time they are itching their body using the carpet.
A dog with severe itching in the vaginal area may be suffering from some type of infection, in which case she needs antibiotics. The dog may also have tapeworms that may be affecting the area around the anus and vaginal area, or the dog may have fleas that are hiding in the folds of the vaginal area.