What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his butt.
Another answer is this:
"Philemon's joke doesn't translate from Greek to English (and across the centuries) very well. It's sort of a combination of you-had-to-be-there and nothing." -Bart King in an email.
I hope this might answer your question. "Philemon’s joke doesn’t translate from Greek to English (and across the centuries) very well. It’s sort of a combination of you-had-to-be-there and nothing." -Bart King in an email to me. That means the joke isn't actually funny unless you were there.
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The ones that makes them laugh. ;D : I'm not being serious here.
Not the funniest joke ever but it is because when you are cold you make the noise "brrr" and a ghost says "boo" so it makes sense that a frozen ghost would say brrr-oooo.
In 2002, Richard Wiseman conducted a study to determine the funniest joke in the world, as well as the funniest jokes from several countries around the world. Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?" "Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead." The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot. "Ok", says the hunter, "what now?" Reference: hubpages.com The-Funniest-Joke-Ever-Told
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The most funniest joke is you misspelling 'funniest'.
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Is that a joke?
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