It will really burn and may cause irritation.
Yes
it will make your hair dry and sticky !
nothing, unless its not clean.
She might bite you, for putting your finger where it shouldn't be!
nothig will happen and you are a idiot because you dont know the spelling of sperm.
If it's a vibrating dildo you can put it on your clit, and put it in your vagina. Generally though, dildos go IN the vagina.
Nothing will happen
It's sexual intercourse when you put a penis into a vagina.
Don't put bleach anywhere near your vagina.
The germ divided into a new pair.I have discovered a new species of germ.If I find a single germ in my bathroom, you're fired.
It would MELT!
it would die