You are a pervert for even thinking of it.
Beside the moral considerations, consider the public humiliation and disgrace for you and your family if you are caught.
A warbler would have a parasitism relationship
There would be no sexual reproduction.
There would be no sexual reproduction.
The way i would descibe friends with benefits is two people who have a sexual relationship but not an emotional relationship.
If he is ready for the relationship to become sexual.
a cactus would
It would be illegal to have a sexual relationship with her.
That would depend on the relationship. Not only the specific relationship, but more generally the type of relationship. There are different 'rules' for friend or family relationships than for a monogamous romantic or sexual relationship.
I would disappear. Almost all of my body is animal cells.
Sometimes a flirt is just a flirt; and if he did cheat would you want him? Ignoring the issues of sexual harrassment and liasions in the workplace, and the problems that will happen when the relationship ends, If he cheats on her he will probably cheat on you.
there would only be plants
The biggest animal would be the size of a cockroach.