The Narwhale bacons at midnight is a phrase created by redditors to identify themselves in public
at midnight
Midnight.
forcing them to bacon at midnight
they may, but they preffer to bacon at midnight
plankton and fish and maybe even shrimp
"When does the Narwhal Bacon?" is something Redditors say to friends or strangers in some cases to identify themselves among others. "At Midnight!" would be the response any other Redditor would give. Non-redditors are obviously confused and usually a little bit freaked out. The origin of the question 'When does the Narwhal Bacon?' is unknown, but has established itself very well among the Reddit community. Hope this helps! Source: Reddit, my brain
because they can
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a Commotion Cuz they are so awesome Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty White They beat a polarbear in a fight Like an underwater Unicorn They got a kickass facial horn! Their the jedi's of the sea! They stop Cthuly eating ye!(Not sure hot to pronounce Ctyhuley) Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals! Just dont let them touch your balls! Narwhals They are narwhals! Narwhals, invetors of the Shish Kebab. (And it repeats over and over)
Narwhals are whales.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a CommotionCuz they are so awesome Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty White They beat a polarbear in a fight Like an underwater Unicorn They got a kickass facial horn! Their the jedi's of the sea! They stop Cthuly eating ye! Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals! Just dont let them touch your balls! Narwhals They are narwhals! Inventors of the Shishkebab!
A group of Narwhals is a pod or school.
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a CommotionCuz they are so awesome Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty White They beat a polarbear in a fight Like an underwater Unicorn They got a kickass facial horn! Their the jedi's of the sea! They stop Cthuly eating ye! Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals! Just dont let them touch your balls! Narwhals They are narwhals! Inventors of the Shishkebab!
feemale narwhals have babys