No Chuck Norris is never going to die due to the fact death is afraid of Chuck Norris. If it comes within 100 feet of him, death will die.
Never. If Chuck Norris is dead, the rest of the world has been dead for years.
Chuck Norris cannot die.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Santa Claus doesn't give presents to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gives presents to Santa Claus. Aliens are real, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. When aliens come to take me away, I'm going to take them to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defeated the last level on PACman, ten miles away from the game.
Nope he can't die, he's completely immortal. Yet he seems to be getting closer by the year. and if he does die, it would be by his own round the house kick. But death CAN Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris cannot die. But the series "Walker Texas Ranger" is going out of syndication in 2012. This alone is enough to cause the end of the world.
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
Chuck Norris is a human being. Of course he will die sooner or later.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
Yes, eventually.
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.