Texas, Everything is big in Texas
Happy birthday, happy birthday, baby Oh, I love you so Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight (as your eyes tonight) (oh) Blow out the candles, make your wish come true For Ill be wishing that you love me, too (that you love me, too) Youre only sixteen (sixteen) But youre my teenage queen (youre my queen) Youre the prettiest, loveliest girl Ive ever seen (Ive ever seen) (oh!) Sixteen candles in my heart will glow For ever and ever for I love you so (for I love you so) Youre only sixteen (sixteen) But youre my teenage queen (youre my queen) Oh, youre the prettiest, loveliest girl Ive ever seen (Ive ever seen) (oh!) Sixteen candles in my heart will glow For ever and ever for I love you so (for I love you so) For I love you so!!!
if youre a dude.
i will fornicate with all of youre dead pets
Are you crazy? It's so far!
yes they did. youre thinking of france, honey
No! Youre dumb if you think that!
Texas Monthly was created in 1973.
Texas Homecare was created in 1972.
Texas Twister was created in 1976.
Texas derby was created in 2006.
Planet Texas was created in 1989.