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1) With organic purple paint draw a pentagram in your driveway at 4:26am on February 29.
2) Paint two stripes on each cheek with the blood of a pregnant cow.
3) Stand outside the pentagram facing North West and start chanting the words "You have a slow mother" in Welsh (Mae gennych mam araf)
4) Keep chanting as you take off all your clothes and burn them.
5) The sloth god Ddiog will appear in the center of the pentagram and you must make a blood sacrifice and throw glitter in the air while playing Lana del Ray on a boombox.
6) He will then brand you with his 3 toes and give you 26.4 ounces of fresh sloth milk and disappear into a puff of glitter.
Good Luck!
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