This site has plenty of them!
you can't find him, he finds you !
Here's a good one: Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. And another: Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toe. He just accidentally destroys chairs.
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Chuck Norris is a nice guy ,He is a good cook
Chuck Norris would win the fight with Chucky because Good wins over Evil and Chuck Norris is a righteous man.
chuck Norris is my good freind he is not in the KKK but yes he is a nazi but a good nazi the type of nazi the one that will not cut your for skin off but he might cut your nut sack in 2 and round house kick your mum that was to today in history with chuck Norris
Man can never now such glorious words as the words that describe Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is stronger but not as good as Bruce lee