from everywere he is behind you now D:
No. ( But, has come close to it... )
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Santa Claus doesn't give presents to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gives presents to Santa Claus. Aliens are real, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. When aliens come to take me away, I'm going to take them to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defeated the last level on PACman, ten miles away from the game.
The New MrSpock (Xbox Live Gamertag), says: Because Chuck Norris Searches You.
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
only Chuck Norris can do that! you fool! now he'll come and eat your flesh and devour your soul in all his divinity!
Chuck Norris!
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.