Who is Captain Chocolate Face?

Answer 1

Captain Chocolate Face is the leader of the Red Barons, an aerial fighter squad most well-renowned for their actions in the late 34th century, just before the release of the 66 Seals.

After the release of the 66 seals, Rydia arose and wiped out the remaining wizards in the land of Cornwood. The world was in disarray, with the wizards gone there was no one left to protect the federation of planets. Appalled by this, Captain Chocolate Face pleaded to the King for permission to lead an attack on Rydia's army of the damned.

With a heavy heart, the King had no choice but to decline this, for he knew that the Red Barons were their last hope in the protection of the federation, and they could not leave their people. However, Captain Chocolate Face disobeyed the king's orders and rallied what men he could to lead the attack on Albion's Castle.

The battle raged for days, with much blood shed on both sides. Captain Chocolate and his stealth squad used a diversion to buy time to search for the underground entrance, through which they accessed Rydia's chamber. Upon arriving there, the stealth squad were instantly killed by Rydia's SUPER AWESOME DEATH AURA. Filled with rage for his fallen comrades, Captain Chocolate Face stated the famous line "Leave now, less thy blade find thee throat".

They held a awesome battle to behold that went on for 5 long minutes, with a 2 minute break for tea and milk. With his last strength Captain Chocolate Face lunged towards Rydia: alas it was pointless, Chocolate Face was to old to keep up the fight and was easy overpowered and with a swift movement, Rydia finished him off. Over the next 30 years Rydia ruled over the federation until, on the Remembrance of the 9 Lords of Demoshai, Captain Chocolate Face's son, Master Sergeant Brow Nips lead an attack, with the help of the remaining 2 wizards that were in exile till then, and successfully brought down Rydia and her rain of terror.

Historians see Captain Chocolate Face in many ways. Some believe him to be a fool, that should have stayed and protected his King. Others see him as a hero, the only one to defy his King in order to have sacrificed his life and set an example for people in the future. "Leave now, less thy blade find thee throat" is considered one of the greatest quotes in history because it came from me and I'm awesome

Captain Chocolate Face's story was made into a successful classic book series in 3550, The Fall of the Red Barons: The Last Days of Captain Chocolate Face.